Ernie just, laying around
i got distracted in driver’s ed
are you fucking kidding me.
when i get distracted
D: THATS AMAZING
i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid…
Someone put a framed picture of Bill Cosby with all the awards at my school. It’s been there for three weeks now.
Alright, so this picture was taken down a few months ago, which was quite devastating. But now, some of the school computers aren’t working. Why is that, you may ask?
Bill Cosby has returned, this time to the log-in screen of our computers.
i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this